Walking the dog.........

[maverik-sg1]

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around

the block?"

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for

a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat,

and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."

He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside

with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep

Belle on the lead and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the

lead. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

(GROAN......................)

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The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,

so another dog is pushing her home."

 

[GoLLuM4444]

Mav that's terrible - I'm giving it 2*s.

 

[Master_G]

Rofl, a VERY *groan* joke.

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[maverik-sg1]

 

[nick25]

Lol Mav, I noticed you copied and pasted due to the different font - where are you getting these 'jokes' ???

 

[maverik-sg1]

Lol Mav, I noticed you copied and pasted due to the different font - where are you getting these 'jokes' ???

That joke came via email and thought u should all share in my pain - although it is my first copy/paste joke so your question should be singular.

Cheers

Mav

 

[justin]

kind of funny, i guess!