> > 40-ish............................................49
> > Adventurous.....................Slept with all your mates
> > Athletic.....................................No t*ts
> > Average looking..............Has a face like an a*se
> > Beautiful..........................Pathological liar
> > Contagious Smile.................Does a lot of pills
> > Educated..........................Was f*ckd to bits at Uni'
> > Emotionally Secure.....................On medication
> > Feminist.........................................Fat
> > Free spirit...................................Junkie
> > Friendship first.........................Former sl*t
> > Fun.........................................Annoying
> > Gentle..........................................Dull
> > Good Listener...............................Autistic
> > New-Age.............................Body hair problems
> > Old-fashioned........................No B**w Jobs or a*al
> > Open-minded................................Desperate
> > Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing
> > Passionate..............................Sloppy drunk
> > Poet......................................Depressive
> > Professional...................................Bitch
> > Romantic......................................Frigid
> > Social...........................F*nny like a clowns pocket
> > Voluptuous..................................Very Fat
> > Large lady................................Hugely Fat
> > Wants Soul mate..............................Stalker
> > Widow........................................Murderer
> > Adventurous.....................Slept with all your mates
> > Athletic.....................................No t*ts
> > Average looking..............Has a face like an a*se
> > Beautiful..........................Pathological liar
> > Contagious Smile.................Does a lot of pills
> > Educated..........................Was f*ckd to bits at Uni'
> > Emotionally Secure.....................On medication
> > Feminist.........................................Fat
> > Free spirit...................................Junkie
> > Friendship first.........................Former sl*t
> > Fun.........................................Annoying
> > Gentle..........................................Dull
> > Good Listener...............................Autistic
> > New-Age.............................Body hair problems
> > Old-fashioned........................No B**w Jobs or a*al
> > Open-minded................................Desperate
> > Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing
> > Passionate..............................Sloppy drunk
> > Poet......................................Depressive
> > Professional...................................Bitch
> > Romantic......................................Frigid
> > Social...........................F*nny like a clowns pocket
> > Voluptuous..................................Very Fat
> > Large lady................................Hugely Fat
> > Wants Soul mate..............................Stalker
> > Widow........................................Murderer