nightlurker
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To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to get on the second carriage, what part of "stand clear of the doors" don't you understand?
Please let the passengers off the train first. Please let the passengers off the train first. Let the passengers off the train FIRST!
Oh go on then, stuff yourselves in like sardines, see if I care, I'm going home.
Ladies & Gentlemen, upon departing the train may I remind you to take your rubbish with you. Despite the fact that you are in something that is metal, fairly round, filthy and smells, this is a tube train for public transport and not a bin on wheels.
Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from elbow and backside syndrome, not knowing one from the other. I'll let you know any further information as soon as I'm given any.
Please mind the closing doors.... The doors close... The doors reopen. Passengers are reminded that the big red slidey things on the side of the train are called the doors. Let's try again shall we? Please stand clear of the doors. The doors close... Thank you.
I am sorry about the delay, apparently some nutter has just wandered into the tunnel at Euston. We don't know when we'll be moving again, but these people tend to come out pretty quickly... usually in bits.
Genuine announcements made by drivers on the London Underground.
Please let the passengers off the train first. Please let the passengers off the train first. Let the passengers off the train FIRST!
Oh go on then, stuff yourselves in like sardines, see if I care, I'm going home.
Ladies & Gentlemen, upon departing the train may I remind you to take your rubbish with you. Despite the fact that you are in something that is metal, fairly round, filthy and smells, this is a tube train for public transport and not a bin on wheels.
Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from elbow and backside syndrome, not knowing one from the other. I'll let you know any further information as soon as I'm given any.
Please mind the closing doors.... The doors close... The doors reopen. Passengers are reminded that the big red slidey things on the side of the train are called the doors. Let's try again shall we? Please stand clear of the doors. The doors close... Thank you.
I am sorry about the delay, apparently some nutter has just wandered into the tunnel at Euston. We don't know when we'll be moving again, but these people tend to come out pretty quickly... usually in bits.
Genuine announcements made by drivers on the London Underground.
