Michael Jackson DEAD!

[FarFarAway]

Before we all mourn the loos of King Michael, read this fiirst:

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4111

Enjoy!

fftopic:

 

[vice]

g1, too bad it isn't true.

 

[CrArC]

Isn't it? Heheheh... some parts made sense, certainly....

 

[enVias]

Might be true

 

[Dav0s]

why did michael jackson ring Boyz 2 Men???

he thought it was a delivery service :rotfl:

 

[JN]

why did michael jackson ring Boyz 2 Men???

he thought it was a delivery service :rotfl:

How do you know when its bed time at the Neverlands ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

 

[Dav0s]

If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

 

[NickS]

Lmao

 

[muffin]

Cliff Richard, Roy 'Chubby' Brown and Michael Jackson are on a cruise when the ship hits an iceberg and starts to sink.

"Save the children!" Shouts Cliff

"Fuck the children!" Yells Chubby

"Have we got time?" asks Michael

 

[vice]

How do you know when its bed time at the Neverlands ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Yeah that's a good one. Never heard muffins before, nice.

 

[enVias]

Cliff Richard, Roy 'Chubby' Brown and Michael Jackson are on a cruise when the ship hits an iceberg and starts to sink.

"Save the children!" Shouts Cliff

"Fuck the children!" Yells Chubby

"Have we got time?" asks Michael

ROFLMAO!

 

[FragTek]

Holy jebus that pic of him in that article is horrifying... Someone put that crazy fool out of his misery. It's got to hurt being that fugly.