FarFarAway
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name='FragTek' said:U don't have to change how u type stuff for me budI can figure out most of the UK lingo... It's words like "chav" that I don't fully understand, rofl.
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Chav = Shellsuit wearing (with bottoms tucked into long socks), burberry sporting, Polo-neck modelling (with collar turned up) young spotty white teenager with an attitude problem who thinks that swearing, spitting and generally being a little fuckwit is acceptable behaviour. Transport is the mandatory 50cc Scooter that Mum and Dad bought (too young for a real bike/car) and interests include trying to RAP and act "bad". Criminal tendency to say "innit" and "fuck" frequently to shock passing old ladies. Tend to hang around in large clusters around bus-stops with their "bitches".
Chavs bitches = Jeans that are too tight for them (even if they are stupidly skinny) and subsequently give them a "ring" of fat around the midrift. Small top sporting something like "If you can look then you can touch" - shellsuit top in pale blue or pink (preferably adidas or reebok). Earrings the size of real life basketball hoops, lots of fake gold jewellary (the chunkier and uglier the better). Affinity for swearing and spitting in public and "snogging" their assigned chav around the bus-stop.
There - that explain "chavs" for ya??
