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I should win because I am an active forum member who tries to help out where he can and whos first and last post isnt 'have you gotten my entry?' and who generally loves OC3D and the community (granted there are many other members in this position put hopefully their posts wont be in the chosen 5 
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plus when I saw this comp I was so shocked that my mouthfull of supernoodles came out my nose - possibly shortening my life expectancy to 3 months.
*Llwyd reserves the right to at some point change this post to a more deserving reason, although probably wont*
) plus when I saw this comp I was so shocked that my mouthfull of supernoodles came out my nose - possibly shortening my life expectancy to 3 months.
*Llwyd reserves the right to at some point change this post to a more deserving reason, although probably wont*
AKtodaface
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Crap.. thats good llwyd!! i dont know if i can beat that one.. mine is a lil weak but honestllwyd said:I should win because I am an active forum member who tries to help out where he can and whos first and last post isnt 'have you gotten my entry?' and who generally loves OC3D and the community (granted there are many other members in this position put hopefully their posts wont be in the chosen 5
plus when I saw this comp I was so shocked that my mouthfull of supernoodles came out my nose - possibly shortening my life expectancy to 3 months.
*Llwyd reserves the right to at some point change this post to a more deserving reason, although probably wont*
im not a person to make a big speech but the exact reason why i need it is because im building my new pc and the only component i dont have is a video card.
The reasons for my victory are simple:
1) My 7600GT is dying.
2) I am not allowed to work due to highschool restrictions.
3) My dad doesn’t share the hardware facsination that I have.
4) My brother doesn’t like buying me things.
5) My mom is even worse than my dad.
6) I will not sell this card for G80
7) I will treat it right, I won’t let one spec of dust get on it.
8) OC3D can have my 7600 GT xXx
9) I GET NO ALLOWANCE. EVER.
10) I <3 OC3D.
1) My 7600GT is dying.
2) I am not allowed to work due to highschool restrictions.
3) My dad doesn’t share the hardware facsination that I have.
4) My brother doesn’t like buying me things.
5) My mom is even worse than my dad.
6) I will not sell this card for G80
7) I will treat it right, I won’t let one spec of dust get on it.
8) OC3D can have my 7600 GT xXx
9) I GET NO ALLOWANCE. EVER.
10) I <3 OC3D.
Jamesrt2004
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i have a dyeing 6600 and a dual sata 2 
needs some more juice in the form of 7950GX2
needs some more juice in the form of 7950GX2
I should win because I am me....
I am not going to right a reply saying how great I am, nor do I pretend to be someone I am not.
I admit I can be a bit of a pain in the arse to some members but all it comes down to is I speak my mind and dont hold back.
Lets all laugh at Hyper :rollingla
Plus I was looking at upgrading just after xmas anyway so this would be a perfect xmas present for me.
P.S I have never won anything in my life
Good luck to all but this thread is already making me laugh by how people are practically begging for the card.
I am not going to right a reply saying how great I am, nor do I pretend to be someone I am not.
I admit I can be a bit of a pain in the arse to some members but all it comes down to is I speak my mind and dont hold back.
Lets all laugh at Hyper :rollingla
Plus I was looking at upgrading just after xmas anyway so this would be a perfect xmas present for me.
P.S I have never won anything in my life
Good luck to all but this thread is already making me laugh by how people are practically begging for the card.
nigelnathan
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I would like to be the winner of this card because I bought a new 7900gtx recently that failed when I installed it, then I got a replacement that failed..... poor luck eh! By this time I needed the money more so got my money back and I have to put up with my old ATI 9800 pro..:banghead: sad eh!
IF i won maybe i could upgrade my aging computer and get something better in the cpu department since i wouldn't have to buy a video card.
I didn't die in vietnam to play on this cruddy pos computer, NO I DIDN'T! doesn't help that i'm an orphan and that i just cut myself shaving too... boy oh boy... now what heartless person wouldn't give me that video card now..
oh yeah , I burnt myself on hot soup
I didn't die in vietnam to play on this cruddy pos computer, NO I DIDN'T! doesn't help that i'm an orphan and that i just cut myself shaving too... boy oh boy... now what heartless person wouldn't give me that video card now..
oh yeah , I burnt myself on hot soup
hey
My psychic told me I would get something that I wouldn't know how to handle before the end of the year. I was sure that she was talking about the girl from the club, but obviously she was speaking of this beast of a card that you lovely overclocking people are giving away. A card this nice would be a blessing, plus my real name is Shoemaker, and should give any person a laugh putting on the mailing label ^_^
My psychic told me I would get something that I wouldn't know how to handle before the end of the year. I was sure that she was talking about the girl from the club, but obviously she was speaking of this beast of a card that you lovely overclocking people are giving away. A card this nice would be a blessing, plus my real name is Shoemaker, and should give any person a laugh putting on the mailing label ^_^
Well it would be the best thing to do, for such a troubled soul as myself, to allow me this great opportunity to finally be able to truly enjoy a video game.
Pong is the best compatible game for my video card and now I have a chance to dance with the big boys, and I don't even have to sell myself on the corner or break into the neighbors house to get a quick 5 min game of UT before the lights come on.
My other neighbor across the street has such an annoying dog I just can't handle the distraction of him shredding my pants while I try to make it in their window.
Look at it this way , you will be doing my neighborhood a favor and finally quell the gaming burglar they have yet to nab.
So pleeze , be kind and save my soul from crime.
Pong is the best compatible game for my video card and now I have a chance to dance with the big boys, and I don't even have to sell myself on the corner or break into the neighbors house to get a quick 5 min game of UT before the lights come on.
My other neighbor across the street has such an annoying dog I just can't handle the distraction of him shredding my pants while I try to make it in their window.
Look at it this way , you will be doing my neighborhood a favor and finally quell the gaming burglar they have yet to nab.
So pleeze , be kind and save my soul from crime.
Me! Me! Me! Me!
I think i should have those cards because im a sexy n00bie who likes knifing llwyd and ham, PLUS IM WELSH. In bersonol dybiais bai'n ddigrif at dorri hon i mewn cymreag. fi ahgen hynny graphic cardiau cos chloddia ca aflwydda alla jyst am chwarae
ty wow awron im basically acha everday i mewn athrofa ag llwyd a ham!fi angen 'u! 
:worship: OC3D :worship: *gets down on pitiful knees and begs to OC3D Gods 
bye :wavey:
I think i should have those cards because im a sexy n00bie who likes knifing llwyd and ham, PLUS IM WELSH. In bersonol dybiais bai'n ddigrif at dorri hon i mewn cymreag. fi ahgen hynny graphic cardiau cos chloddia ca aflwydda
alla jyst am chwarae
:worship: OC3D :worship: *gets down on pitiful knees and begs to OC3D Gods bye :wavey: Poetry 4 Victory
I know a wonderful site on the net,
It promises me an electric pet,
If only a simple ode I construct,
To prove that if I don’t get it I’m f*cked.
I love good graphics and I love to see,
Virtual enemies – butt-kicked by me,
Thus I really need the new Gainward Bliss,
Cuz low frames per second just make me go: "P*ss!"
I guess it comes down to one simple fact;
My life lies in ruins if you don’t soon act,
And send me this gift from OC3D,
The site that makes me feel happy and joyful and free.
I know a wonderful site on the net,
It promises me an electric pet,
If only a simple ode I construct,
To prove that if I don’t get it I’m f*cked.
I love good graphics and I love to see,
Virtual enemies – butt-kicked by me,
Thus I really need the new Gainward Bliss,
Cuz low frames per second just make me go: "P*ss!"
I guess it comes down to one simple fact;
My life lies in ruins if you don’t soon act,
And send me this gift from OC3D,
The site that makes me feel happy and joyful and free.
ooo gimme
I'd like to have this card because...
I would like to build a new PC, and this beast of a card certinely wouldn't bottleneck it like my "nice" ATi Radeon x600 pro 256mb. At a lan party i once had a chance to get a 7800 for FREE =o off a friend i met at lan, him being the rich
said to me he doesn't need it because he has 2 better cards in SLI mode, but it turns out my HP Pavilion doesnt support the card 
so he sold it to his other friend for £40... (lucky
) him being such a good mate felt sorry for me and tryed to fit Artic cooling on my "nice" £1000 PC from PCworld, but guess what? Artic cooling doesn't fit either so he then gave me a case fan... which also didn't fit.. =/ so anyway, this card would be awesome because i can make a new PC and it would be great to just dump this HP pavilion PC which was so over priced...
jajajajja <3
I'd like to have this card because...
I would like to build a new PC, and this beast of a card certinely wouldn't bottleneck it like my "nice" ATi Radeon x600 pro 256mb. At a lan party i once had a chance to get a 7800 for FREE =o off a friend i met at lan, him being the rich
so he sold it to his other friend for £40... (lucky
so he then gave me a case fan... which also didn't fit.. =/ so anyway, this card would be awesome because i can make a new PC and it would be great to just dump this HP pavilion PC which was so over priced... jajajajja <3
Old Grandfather Toxcity.
Grandfather Tox sat down with his grandchildren and began to tell them about Overclock3D...
RED = Grandfather Toxcity
BLUE = Silly Grandchildren
"It all started way back in 2006; the overclocking dudes were all depressed because their processor multipliers had been locked. So our crew broke into their factories and overclocked their computers too far - BOOM! Unfortunately, Kempez's face was blown off.
We chipped in for plastic surgery but he got mixed-up with some other patient, "Angelina Jolie", and he ended up female...
We WON, and processors were unlocked again. We were awarded a 7950GX2."
"But the PS80000 is sooo much better."
Grandfather Toxcity cried, "Bloody Console gamers."
Grandfather Tox sat down with his grandchildren and began to tell them about Overclock3D...
RED = Grandfather Toxcity
BLUE = Silly Grandchildren
"It all started way back in 2006; the overclocking dudes were all depressed because their processor multipliers had been locked. So our crew broke into their factories and overclocked their computers too far - BOOM! Unfortunately, Kempez's face was blown off.
We chipped in for plastic surgery but he got mixed-up with some other patient, "Angelina Jolie", and he ended up female...
We WON, and processors were unlocked again. We were awarded a 7950GX2."
"But the PS80000 is sooo much better."
Grandfather Toxcity cried, "Bloody Console gamers."
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