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Friday Joke, post 300
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Two school sweethearts who went out together for 4 yrs in secondary school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity together in Year 10. When they finished school, they both wanted to go to the same Uni, but , the girl was accepted to one up North, and the bloke went to a Uni down south.
They agreed to be faithful to each other and to spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the bloke would call the girl and she would never be in, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages.
Finally she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didnt take this very well and increased his calls, letters and emails trying to win back her love.
She soon became very annoyed with his persistence and now with a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did was this: she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriends unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone"
Well, needless to say, the bloke was heartbroken, but he wasn't going to let it lie. So what he did next was dreadful. He wrote on the back of the photo the following "Dear Mum & Dad, having a great time at Uni, please send more money! I'm getting pretty desperate!" and sent the picture to her parents.
Trouble is they never said if she got the money!!
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They agreed to be faithful to each other and to spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the bloke would call the girl and she would never be in, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages.
Finally she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didnt take this very well and increased his calls, letters and emails trying to win back her love.
She soon became very annoyed with his persistence and now with a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did was this: she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriends unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone"
Well, needless to say, the bloke was heartbroken, but he wasn't going to let it lie. So what he did next was dreadful. He wrote on the back of the photo the following "Dear Mum & Dad, having a great time at Uni, please send more money! I'm getting pretty desperate!" and sent the picture to her parents.
Trouble is they never said if she got the money!!
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Phil Stanbridge
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LOL sounds like a true story to me s w..
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