Bad puns.

[Lollipop]

I was going to make a penis joke, but it was too hard and too long.

I was going to make a gay joke, butt -snip- it.

What did the meat say to the other meat? Nice to meat you.

Did you hear about Hiroshima? I heard it was a blast. No but seriously events like that and 9/11 are plane terrible.

Wanted to tell a joke about a leach, but it sucks.

I have a dull scissor joke, but it's not going to cut it.

Hey deaf guy, come hear!

I was going to make a vagina joke, but everyone would just ovaryact. Enough with the vagina jokes, period!

 

[yassarikhan786]

Lmao those are really good :lol:

 

[WillSK]

Jokes about German sausages are the Wurst

 

[Josh Weston]

Hmmm, you have supplied me with some great material to stop those awkward silences that occur now and again.
Thankyou kindly xD

 

[KING_OF_SAND]

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra.

an invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of them.

Motto of a transsexual hooker - "If you build tit, they will come."

True or phallus: Dildos aren't real.

 

[dipzy]

OMG thats punny :lol:

 

[I Hunta x]

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption, One goes to Edypt and is named Amal, the other goes to a family in spain and they name him juan. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum, upon receiving receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal to which her husband replys "But they are twins; if you've seen Juan you've seem Amal.

Two atoms are walking down the street and they walk into each other. One says to the other "Are you allright?"
"No, I lost an electron!!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeh, I'm positive."

 

[AverageNinja]

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

or

People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't idiots. That would be stereotyping.

 

[AverageNinja]

Hmm, not so sure on that one, dude.
Be careful about what jokes you tell where - some are better to be kept to yourself, if you get what I mean.

I meant no offense. I edited it to something else.

 

[Lollipop]

Hmm, not so sure on that one, dude.
Be careful about what jokes you tell where - some are better to be kept to yourself, if you get what I mean.

Why? It's a fun one... It's soon 11 years ago and people still get butthurt about this crap.

IMHO you shouldn't edit it, dude.

 

[AverageNinja]

Why? It's a fun one... It's soon 11 years ago and people still get butthurt about this crap.

IMHO you shouldn't edit it, dude.

Probably some persons would find it offensive. But it is 11 years ago and it (probably) won't happen again. Not sure to add it again

 

[Lollipop]

Probably some persons would find it offensive. But it is 11 years ago and it (probably) won't happen again. Not sure to add it again

A few months ago i was joking around my friends and told them the Hiroshima joke, and some random skank came over to me and started yelling at me because the joke was disrespectful.

I was so close to hitting her, and if it were a guy i probably would have. I hate poeple like that.

 

[AverageNinja]

A few months ago i was joking around my friends and told them the Hiroshima joke, and some random skank came over to me and started yelling at me because the joke was disrespectful.

I was so close to hitting her, and if it were a guy i probably would have. I hate poeple like that.

Yeah, I don't like it when people do that too. But it's their opinion and I would respect that. As long as they respect mine

 

[Yeren]

A few months ago i was joking around my friends and told them the Hiroshima joke, and some random skank came over to me and started yelling at me because the joke was disrespectful.

I was so close to hitting her, and if it were a guy i probably would have. I hate poeple like that.

I'm in the military and we have some pretty sick banter going about, the last thing we hate is when were joking about stuff we have seen done or heard about and people come over and say how inconsiderate we are

 

[Josh Weston]

Personally, I have no real qualms about it, although it is a little insensitive. But, there are a fair few American users on this forum, and you never know what such users have been through.
Still, that's just my opinion

 

[ruthless_villain]

A few months ago i was joking around my friends and told them the Hiroshima joke, and some random skank came over to me and started yelling at me because the joke was disrespectful.

I was so close to hitting her, and if it were a guy i probably would have. I hate poeple like that.

to be fair a lot of innocent people died, if i had a relative that died in iraq and someone told a joke about that war i would probably (attempt to) break their teeth. its not something minor when 160k people die (in hiroshima). plenty of other things to joke about imo but certain things shouldnt be laughed at.

 

[seumasbeathan]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other, "Your round." The other one says "so are you, you fat bastard"

 

[seumasbeathan]

to be fair a lot of innocent people died, if i had a relative that died in iraq and someone told a joke about that war i would probably (attempt to) break their teeth. its not something minor when 160k people die (in hiroshima). plenty of other things to joke about imo but certain things shouldnt be laughed at.

Could you guys please not argue on a thread about jokes, Each to their own I say, you may find it inappropriate where as others may find it just fine.

Although I think in future It would be best to try and avoid ones that might be nsensitive

 

[AverageNinja]

My apologies, it was insensitive of me. It wont happen again. If Josh Weston could delete the quote it will be all like it was before my joke. It was a bad one. Again sorry.

 

[Josh Weston]

Unfortunately, it doesn't actually seem as though I can edit my post anymore. If I could, I would.