Apple's high-end 2018 MacBook Pro can offer less performance than its 2017 counterpar

An i9 in a ridiculously thin chassis throttles....what a shock. And sheep will line up to buy these things at a huge premium.
 
"Let me just take this Ferrari engine, and cool it with a piece of pasta".

FFS.
Let's just say, they tried to cool it with a still frozen pizza. That's still wrapped in its foil. That melts onto the engine. Permanently.

Can people just stop buying Apple products, please?
 
Wish people would take my advice of "Beware the £1000 Facebook Machine" in general

lol. Niche product but because of brand seen as desirable and a status symbol regardless of requirement. Lamborghini Urus, most people would never need one over a Audi Q series or Volvo XC but it has the "look at me" factor so posers will still buy them
 
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