WYP
News Guru
For the first time, Apple has revealed that they intend to enter the self-driving car market.
Read more on Apple's self-driving car plans.
Read more on Apple's self-driving car plans.
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Apple reveals their self driving car development plans
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WYP
News Guru
fixed, thanks for the spot MadShadow.
Dicehunter
Resident Newb
They're going to be brave and remove the wheels and windows.
WYP
News Guru
Let's be honest, they are going to be brave and remove the engine.
NeverBackDown
AMD Enthusiast
They're going to be brave and remove the airbags and seatbelts.
SuB
The Webmaster
Wait, this isn't April 1st?
I imagine it'l be electric, will only drive 30% of it's stated "range" per charge, will come with a touch screen interface to change things like temperature, the lights etc and it won't work when it's cold.
I bet you have to charge the thing with a USB-C style lighting port.
I also imagine you'll have to take it to an Apple store to get it serviced by an Apple 'expert' who will just take it round back, shoot it in the face, and bring round a new one and charge you 599 for the privilege.
Also, since apple only do single 'buttons' (see their entire mouse range) It'l only have one pedal, and that just makes it go, BUT it'l have a multitouch interface that you can use toe gestures on.
I imagine it'l be electric, will only drive 30% of it's stated "range" per charge, will come with a touch screen interface to change things like temperature, the lights etc and it won't work when it's cold.
I bet you have to charge the thing with a USB-C style lighting port.
I also imagine you'll have to take it to an Apple store to get it serviced by an Apple 'expert' who will just take it round back, shoot it in the face, and bring round a new one and charge you 599 for the privilege.
Also, since apple only do single 'buttons' (see their entire mouse range) It'l only have one pedal, and that just makes it go, BUT it'l have a multitouch interface that you can use toe gestures on.
Apple will make a car which is nothing but one oversize single button for simplicity which you sit on. The pressure of said button knows where you need to go because you had to plug your self driving button into your mac in order to program destinations. Also needed to buy their Lightning cable V3 at additional cost.
But since the button is a placebo effect and goes no where, you will need to buy an additional "proper" car to get from A to B. I expect the Apple fans to preorder this soon.
