Another freaky Bug *big pic*

Ham

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Well im sitting here quietly at 2am surfing fleebay for random junk i cant afford when bam! this thing lands on my keyboard from nowhere. Scared the
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outa me. Quick thinking i flicked it off the kb and cut off its head with a scalple i had lying about.

Not quite as bad as the swamp thing someone posted the other day. But still bloody horrible.

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We're not suppsoed to get things like this here! Whats going on!
 
name='Ham' said:
Quick thinking i flicked it off the kb and cut off its head with a scalple i had lying about.

This has been another lesson from Ham's survival in the office! ;)
 
regardless if the bug was harmless i doubt its a dragonfly, antenna are wayyy to long and wings are pointed.
 
If it's got big antennas like that it's because it's the male, basically harmless. It's the female you've got to look for, you can tell her from the male because she has a very long, poisonous stinger. BTW it's one of those bugs that are always in a pair, but don't worry, you killed the male, you should be able to find the female soon since she'll attack everything that moves out of revenge.

Hm, do you wear turtlenecks sweaters? Maybe you should... Also glasses and a mask...

Don't worry the poison wears off quickly, unless you're a wimpy girl. :D
 
lol better invest in a shotgun so you got spread shot to get the female easyer. lol that would scared crap out of me to if it droped right in front of me to.
 
WOah! :eek:

You have now freaked me out! :(

I have hated bugs all my life. Soon as I see one I scream and run.. (depending on uglyness)

This has now made me very scared.. You evil people!
 
name='Toxcity' said:
WOah! :eek:

You have now freaked me out! :(

I have hated bugs all my life. Soon as I see one I scream and run.. (depending on uglyness)

This has now made me very scared.. You evil people!
Tox! Don't be such a wuss :D A dragonfly makes you go to water? Get a grip man :p
 
Erm no, we have more frightening things to worry about here lol. Australia is full of other nasties, worthy of attention
 
name='Toxcity' said:
Doesn't it make you shiver when a HUGE bUggy thing lands near or on you.. ?

I nearly die! :D

Pray you never meet the longhorn beetle. There was a report of a 9" one
 
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