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Old 27-03-09, 07:04 PM
Talonaer Talonaer is offline
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What computers think about women

SERVER woman:

She's always busy when you need her.

WINDOWS woman:

Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but none can live

without her.


Only Bill Gates has the will to use her more than half an hour.

EXCEL woman:

They say she can do a lot of things, but you mostly use her for your

four basic needs.

WORD woman:

She always has a surprise reserved for you, but no one in the world

is able to fully understand her.

DOS woman:

Everyone has had her at least once, but no one wants her anymore.

BACKUP woman:

You have always believed that she has everything you need, but when

"X-hour" comes, you find out that she has missed something.

VIRUS woman:

Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her to, she comes,

installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her

you will lose something, but if you don't try to uninstall her you will

lose everything.


You know that she is good and that she only wants to help you, but

you never know what she is really doing that for.


She is not worth anything, but at least she's fun!

RAM woman:

She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.

HARD-DISK woman:

She remembers everything.... FOREVER.


She makes horrible things look beautiful.


She wants to have domination over all the men she meets, and she

tries to convince them that this is the best thing for them. She

will do the best she can to make you fight against other women, and

she promises you that you will have everything you want if you will

give her your address book. Before you figure it out, she will be

the only one in your life ... it will even come to the day when you will

need her permission to open your refrigerator or start your car.


You think you're the only one who knows her, but in reality all the

world does....

MP3 woman:

Everybody wants to take her...

USER woman:

She screws up everything she does, and she always asks for more

than she needs.

CPU woman:

From outside, she looks like she has everything, but on the inside

she is empty...

MONITOR woman:

She makes life look better and brighter.

CD-ROM woman:

She's always going faster and faster.


She keeps you informed of everything, except what you really want to


E-MAIL woman:

Out of every ten things she says, eight are bu!!$hit.

"I didnt win Hi7 and need TTL to powdercoat the whole of The Royal Free Hospital, London, including all patients and staff for health reasons"
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Old 28-03-09, 01:56 PM
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Be nice if women came with an X set on a red background on the forehead.

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