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Old 28-06-21, 09:41 AM
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Got an Indian scammer calling me just now pretending to be from the department of work and pensions because apparently my national insurance number has been used for "criminal activity"......

I put on a Russian accent, This week I am Dimitri legsbehindyorhedski -

Me - Hello ? *extra phlegm on the H*

Indian scammer - Yes this is the department of wik ans pinsin, Your number has been used to commit crime

Me - Dees not possible, Boris told me He Hid diamonds in untraceable account, Did Alexi send you ?

Indian scammer - Err yes so you will need to give me...

Me - *raised angry Russian voice* You tell Alexi if he no calm down he wake up in gulag in Siberia making vodka for Putin ! *inane Russian swearing*

Indian scammer - You go kill yourself motherf&&&er I kill you *hangs up phone*

I WIN !

Rofl well played Dimitri

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Old 28-06-21, 12:04 PM
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Got an Indian scammer calling me just now pretending to be from the department of work and pensions because apparently my national insurance number has been used for "criminal activity"......

I put on a Russian accent, This week I am Dimitri legsbehindyorhedski -

Me - Hello ? *extra phlegm on the H*

Indian scammer - Yes this is the department of wik ans pinsin, Your number has been used to commit crime

Me - Dees not possible, Boris told me He Hid diamonds in untraceable account, Did Alexi send you ?

Indian scammer - Err yes so you will need to give me...

Me - *raised angry Russian voice* You tell Alexi if he no calm down he wake up in gulag in Siberia making vodka for Putin ! *inane Russian swearing*

Indian scammer - You go kill yourself motherf&&&er I kill you *hangs up phone*

I WIN !
That's Effin Gold Dice!
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Old 28-06-21, 06:30 PM
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Rofl well played Dimitri
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That's Effin Gold Dice!

I'm gonna have to try and record these somehow
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Old 01-07-21, 10:31 AM
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