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Old 12-01-21, 02:35 PM
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Old 13-01-21, 04:43 AM
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Saw this in a random YouTube comment under the AMD CES video

Roses are Red, Lisa is Blue

Intel is Dead, Here's our next SKU
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Old 10-03-21, 12:43 PM
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Just had my daily scam call from India, I get 2-3 every single day, Today he was claiming to be from my internet provider, My character today ? Hans the German disco computer specialist.

Him - Hello I am from BT you have been hacked and committing illegal activity.

Me - I have been doing zee sexy time wiz zee disco darling, Zee only Krime iz zee lack of schnaps at zee party !

Him - you need to pay us or we'll phone the police

Me - I vill pay you in lederhosen und cheap vodka it iz zee best I can do schatzi, Make sure zee police womenz wear no pantz !

*HANGSUP*

I win

Join me again tomorrow on my next adventure when I will get my daily Indian scammer call, Tomorrow I will be -

"Otto, The Bavarian ski pornstar/plumber"
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Old 10-03-21, 01:41 PM
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And of course this one.

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Old 10-03-21, 02:51 PM
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Mate of mine told me to look at Littlewoods, because they have the 3070, 3080 and 3090 in stock and he asked me what the prices were like for the different models.

Now I know Littlewoods overprice everything being a "Catalogue" but I almost fell out of my chair when I saw a 3090 for £3000, a 3080 for £1500 and a 3070 for £1000.

I told him not to bother as even the scalpers on Ebay and the price gouging happening at Overclockers is still less than Littlewoods.

He didn't buy one, although he is in need of a new card as he is currently using my spare GT 710 which I keep for fault finding, after his 980 failed just over a month ago.

I have also said to him to wait till the AMD card's come in stock somewhere as they offer better value, but he wants to go for nVidia for DLSS.
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I think one thing with those Catalogues is that they do things on "0% credit" for long periods so people go to them for that side
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Anyone keep up with F1? I laughed like hell at both of these:


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Old 29-03-21, 06:49 AM
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That's funny as all heck dice
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