Recent content by Marvt74

  1. M

    How not to warm up tyres before a race

    Linky Ah the comedy Bah should say tires in the title not tired
  2. M

    Things to make you proud to be a man

    1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man. 3. DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free...
  3. M

    What i was teached in school

    Who says its the youth of today thats stupid :p Linky
  4. M

    New supermarket scam - Please read

    I don't how many of you shop at Supermarkets, but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at my local Tescos and it could happen to you. Here's...
  5. M

    Dothan fun

    Some of you may have seen posts on other forums but thought i'd treat you to a work log of sorts aswell being the kinda fella i am The tubes can be seen in the GD forum thread i made the other day http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2781/dsc014384ep.jpg...
  6. M

    How to lose your job...quickly

    This is quite funny.......a junior clerk working for the UK Treasury meant to send a rude email to everyone in his office - unfortunately he accidentally picked the wrong mailing list, and sent it to some of the UK's most powerful journalists, including the chief editors of the Daily Telegraph...
  7. M

    Tragic yet funny

  8. M

    Cyber sex gone wrong

    Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat...
  9. M

    I feel so dirty

    For some nice benching tomorrow i decided to strip the prommie off my main rig, After much effort i decided i couldn't get the heater back plate off the motherboard since the hole in my case is for my old motherboard and the DFI NF4 boards have it lower down. So since i couldnt be bothered...
  10. M

    May as well whack some pics up here

    Well decided since i seem to be spending a fair bit of time here nowadays i may as well show you a few pics of my pc, The obligated building/messy shot And the second building (note the previous pic was from the old house we were renting while this one was being rebuilt And as it stands...
  11. M

    Song for Sunderland Fans

    Christmas Time, Miss a Goal and Whine, Mum, Dad and Uncle, all doing time, with Dogs looking dire, and Kids taking 'E', It's time to accept your position 20. A time for losing, A time for conceding, A time for break-ins, The vultures are feeding, No fans have come, The stands are so...
  12. M

    His and her Diaries

    HER DIARY Saturday 29th October, 2005 Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I had been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He...
  13. M

    Immature Comedy

    All found from this website of pure comedy gold [url=http://www.bash.org/?browse&p=1[/url]
  14. M

    Some friday Jokes

    A young man moved into a new apartment on his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked...
Back
Top