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    Sterographers

    Today I give you some quotations that are taken from official court records across the USA. Luckily the stenographers record everything that is said so that even the slightest slip is preserved for posterity... * Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" * Witness: "I only have...
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    Classic Quotes

    Heres a couple i remember. After learning Lucovsky was leaving to take a job at Google, Ballmer picked up his chair and hurled it across his office, according to the declaration. Ballmer then pejoratively berated Google CEO Eric Schmidt, Lucovsky recalled. "I'm going to f---ing bury that guy...
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    Worste Date Ever

    This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question...
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    No Sex Tonight

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were...
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    My 710 is broken?

    Yesterday a mate was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman (could be any woman on the planet) came in and asked for a seven hundred and ten. They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven hundred and ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in...
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    Potentially and Realistically..

    A boy asks his father, "Dad. What's the difference between potentially and realistically?" His father says "Go and ask your mother, sister and brother this simple question .... Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for one million dollars? Then come back and tell me your findings." So off he goes. He...
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    WoW players strike

    For all you WoW players, blizzard have got a problem! ------------------------------------ Often the best parts of a videogame are moments you don't see coming, and sometimes the developers can't even anticipate them! The number of variables in the online realm means that whenever a company...
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    PSP 2.0 Firmware Cracked

    In a new blow to Sonys plans to stop all forms of un-official code running on the PSP, a hacker by the name of "foo bar" has found.... Full Story
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    The Best Genie Story Ever

    A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize, and see...
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    Blow up the moon

    ok i dunno if youve seen this...it is 3 years old....so dont flame me if you have.....
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