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Watch this, it might take one or two times to get it http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/fox-hat-p1.php

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "happy birthday." I...

thought id spread the fun......If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a Jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent...

INTERNATIONAL RULES OF MANLINESS 01: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella, unless at the footy, and your pies are getting wet, then for the eating period only it is permissible. 02: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. The moment Angelina...