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Old 26-04-07, 12:34 PM
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How many squares of toilet paper do you use?

Used to think Sheryl Crow was quite tasty, but after reading this story

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

I don't think that her personal hygiene is good enough (I'd rather go with the WOW 5000K gold whore monster).

I reckon I use about 1 and a half branches worth of bog paper.

I'm so clean, you could eat your dinner off my ar$e.

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Old 26-04-07, 12:37 PM
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I'm a scruncher not a folder so I couldn't tell ya. But I know that I use whatever it takes to make sure the ring-gear is clean before exiting the dunny
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Old 26-04-07, 12:41 PM
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toilet paper...wet wipes here mate

Just in case the Bottom Inspectors pop round (anyone read Viz?)
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Old 26-04-07, 12:42 PM
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As many as it takes till you get pure white
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Old 26-04-07, 12:44 PM
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I think her idea is sort of good

There's been loads of times where someone in my house has piled so much loo roll into the toilet that it gets blocked when you try to flush
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Old 26-04-07, 12:44 PM
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Ah so that means ur a checker eh mate? LoL!
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Old 26-04-07, 12:47 PM
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Oh yeah on a side note... When I went on my trip to London I went in to a Starbucks (ahhh yes, a familiar site so far from home!) and asked if I could use the restroom. The chick behind the counter looked at me funny and was like "use the wha???" lol. I said "the restroom...??" and she again kind of gave me a blank stare. Finally another employee came up and was like "Oh he means the toilet".

It was just funny to me because we never say that usually. It's always restroom or bathroom. Toilet, to me at least, is just a raunchy word. I'd never imagine going in to an establishment and asking where the toilet was, haha.
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Old 26-04-07, 12:49 PM
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you dont go there to rest do you? and there isnt a bath in it

we dont sugarcoat things frag
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Old 26-04-07, 12:51 PM
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you dont go there to rest do you? and there isnt a bath in it

we dont sugarcoat things frag
Quite apparently not! To me that's like walking in and asking to use the sh!tter.

Edit: And yeah, any time I get to sit down and take a load off, if you catch my drift, is considered rest to me... Unless it's being stubborn and doesn't want to come out, then it's more work than anything.
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Old 26-04-07, 12:56 PM
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Ah so that means ur a checker eh mate? LoL!
Ye damn straight. I make sure it's all clean and shiny down there
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