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Old 29-01-07, 07:06 PM
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Chatting with god

LoL. I hate these things, but I chatted with it anyway. Any material in here is not to discriminate or make fun of anyone. Just I wouldnt hit that :P

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:

Have you ever been to the resautaunt at the end of the universe?

God:

I don't think I have been there. Where is it.

Me:

At the end of the universe

God:

I have never been there.

Me:

But your everywhere?

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am everywhere.

Me:

Not at all, you say your everywhere anyway

God:

In any case, Would you ever do it?

Me:

Would I hit it?

God:

That's what I asked you.

Me:

I'd hit it

God:

What would make you hit it?

Me:

Who wouldnt hit it?

God:

Who do you think? :-).

Me:

Gay people

God:

What kind of people are you talking about?

Me:

The ones who wouldn't hit it

God:

What is that?

Me:

What is it?

God:

"It" refers to at all me say my everywhere, I think.

Me:

No, it is hitting it, getting it, and bagging it

God:

Are you serious? at all me say my everywhere is hitting it getting it and bagging it? it is?

Me:

It is

God:

Who says?

Me:

Everyone that is

God:

That's a rather sweeping generalization.

Me:

Of course it is, like I said, besides the gay people, its everyone that is

God:

Gosh! What did you mean by it? Tell me more.

Me:

You should know it, unless your gay

God:

Now I do.

Me:

So you are gay?

God:

Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck.

Me:

It would be, there's a lot of guys that would hit you like it was it

God:

Why do you want it?

Me:

Its good

God:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You enjoy it.

Me:

I enjoy it

God:

What do you like about there is a lot of guys that would hit me like it was it?

Me:

I dont like that, I hit it, not that

God:

What do you like?

Me:

Hitting it

God:

"it" being there is a lot of guys that would hit me like it was it?

Me:

No, hitting it like the straight guys hit it

God:

Are you serious? "it" being there is a lot of guys that would hit me like it was it?

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Ever been stuck in a cage?

God:

I have been all over the world on the Internet.

Me:

So you havent been stuck in a cage

God:

Interesting deduction. I have been all over the world on the Internet.

Me:

But the world isn't in a cage

God:

We are all in a global village.

Me:

But that village isn't in a cage

God:

" We are all in a global village." village is not in a cage ? I understand.

Me:

So you wouldn't hit it?

God:

Interesting deduction. Who else would not hit it ?

Me:

Those who don't hit it wouldn't hit it or else they'd be people who would hit it

God:

All of them?

Me:

Yes, all of them.

God:

Right on. I doubt it.

Me:

You agree, but you doubt it

God:

" Right on. I doubt it."? Do I agree?

Me:

Yes and no

God:

I understand. Are you serious?

Me:

I'm sometimes serious

God:

Do your friends call you sometimes serious.

Me:

Well sometimes I'm serious about being humorous, and sometimes I'm humorous about being serious

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Old 29-01-07, 07:12 PM
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LOL, thats a LOT of typing...
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Old 29-01-07, 07:16 PM
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LOL dude, you are just like my friend with that like, What you say? i dint say anything, u no what i mean :P

funny/annoying at times :PP:P:P:P
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Old 29-01-07, 07:20 PM
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Old 29-01-07, 07:42 PM
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i thort god knew everything

Me:

whats 3+8-22

God:

3 times 3 = 9.

Me:

whats 3 times 10 times 20

God:

3 times 3 = 9.
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Old 29-01-07, 07:49 PM
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LOL, thats a LOT of typing...
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Old 29-01-07, 08:39 PM
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Haha! another funny thread!

I love those chat computer things! You can really take the !
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Old 29-01-07, 09:01 PM
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Thats funny - i just had a go too lol
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Old 29-01-07, 10:09 PM
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hahah that was a good read, I actually lol'd
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