I think you may have created an S&M monster...
- tied up (bondage like)
- being LED ('led') about
- being teased by the opposite sex (and the same sex!!!)
- getting foodstuffs eaten off him
- humiliated in public
- being prompted to do (and say) stuff for the camera
- dressed up in women's clothes
- getting his butt whipped (pwn'd in C:S)
...all before his is even 18 years old!!!
God help him, when it's his real birthday