What computers think about women
She's always busy when you need her.
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but none can live
Only Bill Gates has the will to use her more than half an hour.
They say she can do a lot of things, but you mostly use her for your
four basic needs.
She always has a surprise reserved for you, but no one in the world
is able to fully understand her.
Everyone has had her at least once, but no one wants her anymore.
You have always believed that she has everything you need, but when
"X-hour" comes, you find out that she has missed something.
Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her to, she comes,
installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her
you will lose something, but if you don't try to uninstall her you will
You know that she is good and that she only wants to help you, but
you never know what she is really doing that for.
She is not worth anything, but at least she's fun!
She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.
She remembers everything.... FOREVER.
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
She wants to have domination over all the men she meets, and she
tries to convince them that this is the best thing for them. She
will do the best she can to make you fight against other women, and
she promises you that you will have everything you want if you will
give her your address book. Before you figure it out, she will be
the only one in your life ... it will even come to the day when you will
need her permission to open your refrigerator or start your car.
You think you're the only one who knows her, but in reality all the
Everybody wants to take her...
She screws up everything she does, and she always asks for more
than she needs.
From outside, she looks like she has everything, but on the inside
she is empty...
She makes life look better and brighter.
She's always going faster and faster.
She keeps you informed of everything, except what you really want to
Out of every ten things she says, eight are bu!!$hit.
"I didnt win Hi7 and need TTL to powdercoat the whole of The Royal Free Hospital, London, including all patients and staff for health reasons"