You would not believe what just came into my Village pub... a PARROT!?
The bloke named John(our primary school council leader - worrying I know) comes to the Four Horse shoes with a parrot in a cage under one arm and a dog on a lead in the other.
Unbelievable! The parrot can talk. It was a fantastic afternoon chatting with it. It likes to whistle a lot, little tunes it gets from TV and so on. He also said a few funny phrases. The bird is called Humphrey by the way.
"My Name is Humphrey, I am a Vulture" <--- My favorite.
"Im a Celebrity" <--- Reason being, he escaped and was in a news paper.
"Who turned out the lights" <---- Said when john put a blanket over the cage to keep the rain off.
As you can tell it was very funny. He also did some evil laughs too. Oh and a telephone ringing. That was amazing seeing as it sounded very electronic.
Haha, great fun.
Should we have a Off to the Pub thread? Anywhoo, what is everyone up to?