Luckectomy - A secret operation performed upon 1% of the population. The only way to tell if you've had it is a simple test. If everything you buy seems to have been built by the kid on work experience at about 4.50pm on a friday, then you have had a luckectomy. Our purpose in life is to keep RMA teams employed.
It is rumoured that some people have had a double-luckectomy. Their symptom is getting back the same thing they'd RMA'd, or in some cases, something with an even bigger fault.
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