That`s ultimate bling
I personally would put an advert in for them, and tell people they had to collect them. (if u`r gonna pay that much it won`t matter to u)
Each person who enters the collection area will be held on the floor and a branding iron pressed to the fore-head with "I`m an idiot!" on it.
I`d even have it written backwards for extra effect !
hehe if ur rolling in cash - get one imo.