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Old 26-04-07, 01:01 PM
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Ye damn straight. I make sure it's all clean and shiny down there
QFT! A clean wipe ftw!

One of my mates was telling me that when he was training in the army, one of the things they taught you was how to wipe up with only 1 square!

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Old 26-04-07, 01:03 PM
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QFT! A clean wipe ftw!

One of my mates was telling me that when he was training in the army, one of the things they taught you was how to wipe up with only 1 square!
s I say!!!

Proooooooove it!
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Old 26-04-07, 01:09 PM
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Doesn't it involve putting your finger through the 1 piece then wiping your finger?
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Old 26-04-07, 01:12 PM
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ROFL @ this thread
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Old 26-04-07, 01:18 PM
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As a concession to stop global warming, I'll buy some double sided toilet paper.

Sheryl might have had more effect on saving the planet if she'd sorted out her mate Billy. Glamourising setting fire to whole boxes of matches via the medium of pop music surely is not the correct behaviour of an environmentalist?
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Old 26-04-07, 01:20 PM
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Doesn't it involve putting your finger through the 1 piece then wiping your finger?
lol yes

fold the paper in half, then in half again

tear the corner off so that when u open it out there is a small hole in the middle of the paper

put ur finger thru, wipe up, clean ur finger with the paper, and then use the tiny bit u ripped off to clean ur nail

damn my horrible ex army english teacher
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Old 26-04-07, 01:23 PM
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QFT! A clean wipe ftw!

One of my mates was telling me that when he was training in the army, one of the things they taught you was how to wipe up with only 1 square!
ROFLMAO! Advanced tactical origami butt wiping skills, now that's 1337. After eating an army diet though your 'movements' would be fairly solid and you would be able to achieve the 1 sheet wipe. A night of curry on the other hand...
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Doesn't it involve putting your finger through the 1 piece then wiping your finger?
And then sniffing it?!?!?!
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Old 26-04-07, 01:26 PM
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Old 26-04-07, 01:27 PM
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This thread totally deserves "Thread of the Year" title I just gave it a 5 star rating.
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