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Old 09-04-07, 12:25 PM
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FragTek's Joke of the Day for 4/9/07

These just came in my work box, I love the guys I work with

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

“Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked.

“They’re mating,” her father replied.

“What do you call the spider on top?” she asked.

“That’s a Daddy Longlegs,” her father answered.

“So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?” the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied “No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.”

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, “Well, we’re not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain shat in our garden.”

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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He told her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies.' " She did this every day faithfully. After several months, it worked! She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late, and in her rush to leave for work, she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies." A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?" "Why yes, I do. How did you know?" The man stood up and cupped his balls and said, "Hickory d!ckory dock..."

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Old 09-04-07, 12:33 PM
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Lol! Nice one Fraggles - made me chuckle at work. Yes, I'm working on a bank holiday
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Old 09-04-07, 12:50 PM
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Lol! Nice one Fraggles - made me chuckle at work. Yes, I'm working on a bank holiday
Eek! What kind of job requires you to work on a bank holiday (whatever the f* that is?? lol, we don't have "bank holidays")?
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Old 09-04-07, 01:02 PM
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bank holidays are national holidays where most people are off from work

and ur 2nd joke made me choke on my water
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Old 09-04-07, 03:04 PM
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tis easter monday!!

Pretty much everywhere close's accept the pubs
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Old 09-04-07, 04:38 PM
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HAHAHHA those jokes are great lol.
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Old 09-04-07, 10:33 PM
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haha those were pretty funny lol!
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Old 10-04-07, 04:49 AM
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Lol nice. Totaly posted them on Mysapce too.
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Old 10-04-07, 04:54 AM
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Lol nice. Totaly posted them on Mysapce too.
LMAO, TOTALLY!
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Old 10-04-07, 05:00 AM
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LMAO made me giggle!
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