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Old 05-02-07, 12:00 AM
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Computer Stupidities

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Old 05-02-07, 01:37 AM
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haha thats pretty good
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Old 05-02-07, 03:32 AM
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The world would be a boring place without n00bs
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Old 05-02-07, 08:30 AM
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Genesis 1:27-31 The SIXTH Day

"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them. God blessed them and said to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. And watch out, 'cos there's n00bs down there"
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Old 06-02-07, 04:10 PM
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I blew up on a couple dudes over at TomsHardware forum, a simple question that Llwyd answered promptly. The return questions or answers were so retarded that I couldn't take it any more, I went Chernobyl... and so came to OC3D. TomsHardware was a really good place, but no regrets... and no more insane answers.

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(that link is $%^&in' hilarious, and the main reason I don't want a job again that directly deals with customer questions.)

Edit: People may wonder the where's and whyfore's of humor... all you have to do is read some of those posts in 'computer stupidities' and you will wonder no more. Seriously, I lol'd in my pants a couple times...)
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Old 06-02-07, 04:42 PM
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HAhah!

These are awesome!

"When I put things in the recycleing bin does someone come around to pick it up"

Ahahahaahahah!
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Old 06-02-07, 04:49 PM
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* Customer: "Hello? My computer's power just died."

* Tech Support: "Ok. Is everyone else's computer in that room working?"

* Customer: "Yes."

* Tech Support: "What were you doing right before it went out?"

* Customer: "I plugged my curling iron into the power strip."

* Tech Support: "Really? What else is plugged into there?"

* Customer: "Well, my radio, my space heater, my cup warmer, my printer, my monitor, and my computer."

* Tech Support: "Did you unplug anything to plug your curling iron in?"

* Customer: "Yes, my space heater."

* Tech Support: "Well, unplug the curling iron and plug the space heater back in."

* Customer: "Hey! My computer is working now! Is there something wrong with the power strip?"

That made me lol
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Old 06-02-07, 04:55 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAA

* Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."

* Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"

* Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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Old 06-02-07, 04:56 PM
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Haha!

Nice find llwyd

Customer: "The install fails half way through. I tried several times, and it always fails at the same point."

Tech Support: "Did you see any kind of error message?"

Customer: "Yes."

Tech Support: "What did the error message say?"

Customer: "It said, 'Please insert Disk 2.'"

Tech Support: "Have you got another disk there?"

Customer: "Yes."

Tech Support: "Is it labelled 'Disk 2'?"

Customer: "Yes, it is."

Tech Support: "Insert that disk into the drive, and click 'OK'."

Customer: "Wow, thanks! That's fixed it. It's installing now. What was it, a faulty disk or something?"

Hahah!
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